1. Don't be an idiot: If you're rude, inflammatory, hostile or just plain annoying I may ban you without warning.
2. Please keep your posts clean and work-safe.
3. Please make your posts comprehensible. This means minimal use of TLAs (Three Letter Acronyms), l337 sp34k and texting abbreviations.
Really, point 1 should cover points 2 and 3 anyway.